Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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