quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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