Just fell off a train. Bad.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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