What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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