He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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