i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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