Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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