: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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