Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
How external is "for external use only"?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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