I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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