dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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