quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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