Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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