Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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