talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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