im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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