You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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