Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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