I need help removing her.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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