No awkward lesbian experiences without me
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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