Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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