Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
