but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize