Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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