she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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