Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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