butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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