He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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