My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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