You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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