Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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