I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I am one with the molecules
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
