i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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