You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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