She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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