he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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