lets start a swedish sibling band together
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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