Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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