I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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