if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
