This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
