But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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