..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
as a side note pls kill me
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