Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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