Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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