I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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