Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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