He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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