it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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