lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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