I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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