Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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