People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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