like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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