3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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