google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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