Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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